Flaming Retardant

Tarnish notte the majestie of my tower of HATS.

liamdryden:

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies OFFICIAL Teaser Trailer

OH FUUUCCCCK

This is awesome and all, but my heart really skipped a beat when I heard Pip singing The Edge of Night. I SO HOPE that’s not just placeholder music and it’s actually part of the film.

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Riding in Cars with Clones

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jon-snow:

god bless sdcc

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ginhigh:

this is my favourite vine tbh

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uusoae:

Ok but in french the sorting hat becomes le Choixpeau which is an excellent pun on choix (choice) and chapeau (hat) and I weep that this isn’t possible in English

Reblog to appreciate the interpretive work that human translators of novels do, rather than literally just converting a series of words.

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vampire-kingmarshall-lee:

chinup-chestout:

It’s like in the second to last gif the owl is saying “I got kissed by a really cute boy”

"…oh my" 

This owl is so beautiful??????!!

This owl is prettier than most people 

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Janelle Monáe - I Want You Back

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liamdryden:


Yes, we did start off the interview with a dance party. x


My brain can’t handle this picture because I keep thinking “half the main cast are missing” then realising “oh”

liamdryden:

Yes, we did start off the interview with a dance party. x

My brain can’t handle this picture because I keep thinking “half the main cast are missing” then realising “oh”

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puddypryde:

subaquaticartisan:

Some tweets calling Ubisoft out on their bullshit.

Sweeeeetburrrnnnnn

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liamdryden:

thrillboswaggins:

joehwh0:

gUYS WE’VE BEEN NOTICED

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Two things I’m willing to bet a lung on:

  • Moffat wrote the line
  • it won’t be nice things
mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased
"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased

"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

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memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

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picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

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yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

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